Smile Clown
I was walking home tonight in the dark when one of the many hobos I pass by on downtown Telegraph St. asked me for money again.
"I'm stranded can you help me out..."
Well, who's poor planning caused you to be stranded? Time to take responsibility for your actions and stop begging for my hard earned cash!
I decided to at least offer him my copy of The Onion as it was a very funny issue and because, hey - in times of no money it's always great to have a good chuckle...