Can We Play Too?
Often, this editor is coming home from an evening of burning the late night oil at the office. Taking BART, the public transit 'train' of the Bay Area, one must experience many forms of poor etiquette from those who are socially deficient.
Tonight I will deify my first BART 'tard du Jour! This may become a regular ritual here at Chauvi's, as we are returning the favor and recording for posterity these noodniks. To our readers who chosen the path of the Superior Life, let us all roll our eyes and maybe wish there were fewer of these loseurs on this beautiful planet.
This winner, is a woman riding the east bound train into Oakland from SF on Tuesday, April 4th around 11:25PM. After gabbing on their fabulous walkie-talkie style cell phone until they lost signal in the Oakland downtown tunnel, she proceeded to entertain herself and the entire train to a repetitive, distorted video game soundtrack. That the phone was turned up to full volume, while the train was silently parked at the 12th station taking on new passengers, made it the focus of all the tired commuters attention.
Congratulations, Ms. Cell Phone Gamer, you are our Inaugural Winner!
Let this be a warning that you, the annoying and culturally lacking will soon be filling our pages with mucho material!
If you have a submission, please send your photos and comments!
- B. F. Curtains